blue anon

The woke equivalent of qAnon—conspiracy theorists from the Left who have created conspiracies about Trump, conservatives, and Republicans that have nothing to do with reality.

Trump was a Manchurean candidate for the Russians.
That’s straight up blue anon fake news yo.

by Ngaiyo March 7, 2021

Blue Brains

Occurs over the course of time when an attempt to be intellectual or keep a train of thought is made.This is then followed by a sputtering and finally an epic fail on the part of the absent minded individual who manages to make themselves look like foolish idiot.

Girl: I don't know what's wrong with him. He can't keep up a conversation, always wanders off to an unrelated topic.

Friend: Does it happen often?

Girl: Yes!

Friend: He's probably suffering from Blue Brains.

Girl: But why? What would have caused it?

Friend: Most likely he's distracted by his Blue Balls.

by violet_dragon August 17, 2011

Blue Waffle

A term used in the north for a individual that joins a shift system for a short period of time for a large pensionable gain.

1- “Where’s Kiddly theses days?”
2- “Eating the blue waffle for 12mons”
1- “Good lad, can’t blame him!”

by Kiddly November 6, 2021

Blue Black Skin

A person with gorgeous dark melanin that has a lot of blue undertones.

Jimmy: Yo, you see that gorgeous sista over there?

Jabari: Yeah, she rockin' that blue black skin!

by MakahAlioftheHabesha October 31, 2023

blue sambrero

Feeding your girl a hot mexican fiesta and then fucking her in the anus so hard that a taco comes out of her anus and sits on your cock so that it looks like a hat.

While having sexual intercourse i earned my blue sambrero in her asshole

by Anusfly July 12, 2017

Blue Falcon

When you take your wife to a restaurant with a large group and you end up sitting apart from each other. Then the waiter shows up, completely over booked and takes your wife’s order but she completely doesn’t give two craps about you or your order. She doesn’t even ask you, like you’re not even there with her. So now you’re waiting till the restaurant closes before you even get your food.

What the hell, how did she get her food already? “Babe, did you order for me? What do you mean no?” Man, my wife is such a BLUE FALCON!!

by FSDII October 16, 2021

what in the flyin blue fuck

A term for extreme shock, but trying to seem comedic at the same time.

Me: Yo, What in the flyin blue fuck! Get out my seat, cuz!

Stranger: Who the fuck even are you?

by Cubicwolf77 November 6, 2022