call off duty

When your girl's giving you head but you tell her to stop because you have a kill streak in call of duty

Girl: Babe why isn't this turning you on?
Guy: I have a kill streak in cod right now. Got to call off duty.

by sweatymuscles June 3, 2016

off da hook

Can be used in speaking about basketball or marrowwind

That shot was off da hook

by Anonymous August 4, 2003

stay off my lawn

The stereotypical, comic portrayal of irritable, older people.

His reaction to hip hop music is stay off my lawn!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

jack you off

The term ised in the act of two horny tansgender women start jerking each others dicks off

Yo Big Stuff, let me jack you off real quick.

by JOHNNYUSA13 September 25, 2016

gone off the deep end

You've gone fucking insane until the point where theres a slim chance of being saved. Your friends usually try and warn you when you have but you're oblivious because you've gone off the deep end.

You: I think I wanna get a tattoo of an infinity sign on my lower back. My girl said it'll look good on me

Me: Dude, you've gone off the deep end.

by Ikcatrac October 18, 2014

We're off to see the Lizard...

This occurs when a meeting with a reptilian, sneaky authority figure, such as a teacher or boss insists on a meeting.

The boss wants to talk to you!

Oh great; We're off to see the Lizard...

by I, Wreckerrr September 6, 2020

Taking Roy off the grid

Successfully doing something completely different with your life, or something you control, than is expected, or otherwise contrary the status-quo.

Holy shit! This guy is taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!

by yoj!mbo July 15, 2015