Cat Wall

A wall of pictures made by a crazy cat lady. The pictures are likely to include both meme's and pictures of their own cats. If at work the manager needs to be careful she doesn't get carried away and cover the whole of the office. A way of doing this is to offer a new picture as a reward for good work. This may encourage the crazy cat lady to be more productive

I've added another picture to my cat wall

by 3001spike October 3, 2018

cat

a asshole dog

person 1: man my dog is asshole
person 2:that's a cat you retard
person 1: oh

by very big boy :> October 5, 2018

Cat

Premium roast angry potato whom will demand love and attention from you. A Cat also has the sharp knives in their paws that the try to tickle you with.

"That cat just ate my fish!"
"My cat is stuck in a tree"

by Lucythekid May 30, 2018

cat

not a dog

Person 1: Yo look at that dog over there.
person 2: That is a cat you racist piece of shit.
person 1: Oh fucc, my bad fam

by Turbo Soggy May 30, 2018

Cat

Badass motherfucking leaders that will rule the world one day.

The cat is coming!

by MeowKing999995 May 30, 2018

Shat On A Cat

To ruin one self's or another's chance to get pussy.

Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?

Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.

Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.

by Kiirah June 2, 2018

cat

A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.

Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!

Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*

by jjprs306 June 3, 2018