red almond

When you vice grip your testicles and pinch off a ball until its beat red

Jerry showed Kennif the Goat - as seen in the popular movie Waiting and got kicked in the ass, Kennif got him back with a Red Almond though

by Kennif September 15, 2017

Red Letter Day

A Red Letter Day is when a scientist gets teleported to a different place, and it FAILS!

"That's right, Barney. This is a red letter day. We'll inaugurate the new teleport with a double transmission!" -Dr. Kleiner

by OfficialDaft February 15, 2025

red luigi TM

a hottie sexy man who likes madio (sex) and also is very good at gaming

you are hot red luigi TM i want to have sex with you please you're very hot!!!!1

by red loogi April 04, 2022

red scissors

When two females have their period and they do siccorss, while on their periods two bodies reclining on their sides and grinding, swiveling, and rubbing pelvic bones, ideally until you orgasm.

Jen and Michelle did the red scissors because they couldn't wait to get off their periods to have sex.

by Elroller19 December 10, 2018

Red 5

To gracefully dismount from ones motorcycle at an unfortunate time.

Sometimes can be done with multiple oeople

"Hey bud are you ok, you just pulled a massive Red 5 there!!"

by Gruff-4000 December 27, 2020

Red Mage

A male child who loves to post below-average Minecraff videos and leech of fame off of a Final Fantasy character. He is also considered to be a “meanie bum bum”

Did you hear about that red mage channel? He posted a new video, but I personally hated it.

by Fordobread May 03, 2018

Red Mage

A terrible YouTube channel ran by a lazy British snob who loves to play Fortnite and take names of Final Famtasy characters.

Did you hear about that red mage channel? What a lazy snob!

by Fordobread May 03, 2018