sand monkey 

A person who has become so grumpy, it is almost as if they have sand in their vagina; A really pissed of person.

Shut up you friggin sand monkey.

Your a sand monkey today

sand monkey by Burnination December 28, 2005

douche monkey 

One who deceitfully puts out information regaurding games (i.e. assassin) or events that can give someone false hopes.

Ken Keefe

douche monkey by Rib Meister April 1, 2004

sock monkey

a monkey in a sock

As in "C'mere honey... hey look! I got it open! Now come slurp on my sock monkey!"

sock monkey by kim whalen December 3, 2003

Slut Monkey

Chillin. Because he's a slut and smells like shit, much like a monkey.

Lego: "Chillin let's fuck. :D"
Chillin: "K cuz I'm a slut monkey. :D"

Slut Monkey by Anonymous February 18, 2003

porsche monkey

"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also called a "yuppy") who is rude and obnoxious.

"Dude, that guy just cut me off!"

"I know, what a porsche monkey!"

porsche monkey by DLoc1337 September 27, 2008

Angry Super Monkey Balls

A Feminist response to all the sick perverted shit that men do to women during sexual intercourse.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.

Girl 1: "My pedophile ex-boyfriend tried to get me to shave my pubes, so I gave him the ol' 'Angry Super Monkey Balls' routine!

Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."

Angry Super Monkey Balls by Sylvia Plath November 26, 2007

Exploding Monkey 

Teh l33test weapon. It r0x0rz all!!!

Shin unleashed his mighty exploding monkey

Exploding Monkey by ShinKaiser January 30, 2005