country baked cunt ham

The sweet vagina of a corn-fed Midwestern girl.

For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert, a side order of country baked cunt ham.

by Sam Skidmarks March 6, 2007

fire breathing thunder cunt

An extreme bitch who also has red hair. She usually is never in a good mood and constantly bitching at random people.

Aaron "Dude did you see Jessica?"
Josh "Yea bro she is a fire breathing thunder cunt
Aaron "Oh aight"

by xBmXiCaNx October 30, 2011

ass munching cunt face

The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt

Go to hell you ass munching cunt face.

by Failbot6669 June 20, 2011

Fuck me dead cunt

Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.

Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.

Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.

by Total Yobbo May 6, 2021

moderate tavere cunt severity

when you know how pussy you could really even be
alt spelling: moderate tavear* cunt severity

Oh she is giving moderate tavere cunt severity down

by marylouwhoo December 9, 2021

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

1. A bitch who juggles cock and balls in her mouth and has her pussy being electrecuted by a large television.
2. Extremely offensive phrase that is appropriate to use if a women is suckin your cak and bites it.
3. Use to ex-girlfriend or ex-wife

Don't bite that shit you cock juggling thunder cunt!

by George Cocksucker January 6, 2007

Dumb Cunt Driver School

or DCDS. The driving school that some women must have gone to based on there utter lack of understanding of how to operate a motor vehicle or share the road with others.

After taking up 2/3 of the road and not allowing anyone by "she must have gone to Dumb Cunt Driver School to learn how to do that".
Or a woman pulls around a utility truck without looking for oncoming traffic so you almost end up in a head on collision then motions you to back up out of her way. She must have gone to a Dumb Cunt Driver School

by Pennyslvania Driver October 25, 2007