Cum Bros

Two (or more) friends who have masturbated to the same video, picture, or media.

Ray and Dick jerked it to the same porn video. They're Cum Bros.

by Putson November 19, 2020

Cum Tum

When jerking off you finish on your stomach, not hers

Chad: did you blow your load on her tummy?

Kyle: fuck no, I pulled out of her and gave myself Cum Tum!

Chad: no you didn't

Kyle: (raises shirt) see, there's still a little cum flake in my belly button from cum

by Krocodilespundee406 November 23, 2020

cum shot

its where you watch dude thats lewd on yt and you shoot the screen with your cum

"sjit man i just cum shotted"

by misalvr666 November 23, 2020

cum drill

when someone drills into your dick as you cum

rustin totally got cum drilled by his man the other night
cum driller will rise again

by honytawk November 27, 2020

cum

the white sticky stuff

- UwU purred Garfield as he entered his fat cat cock into Jon's tiny, throbbing asshole. "HARDER" yelled Jon as Garfield teased Jon's cock with his claws. Within 5 minutes of teasing the cum inside of Jon's big balls could not hold in any longer as he shot a load so far, the ISS had to declare an emergency due to an unidentifiable white liquid hitting them at an unprecedented speed. Next it was Garfield's turn. He began to trust harder until he filled Jon to the brim with the warm, sticky liquid. Jon slowly moaned before kissing Garfield and falling asleep in his strong arms. OwU

by Ifuckedabigwass November 27, 2020

pickle cum

when a girl uses a pickle as a vibrator/dildo and it burns through the pickle

my girl enjoys pickle cumming

by mrpickle123 October 20, 2020

Cummings

A lier

A simp

Malibu most wanted type behavior aka b rad

“Stop bummings with me”
“Your lady smashes the gang and you blame the gang”
“Stop being a Cummings you don’t sell bricks”

by KINGOFTHETHROP October 22, 2020