OMG! Scrunchies are theeee best!!! Especially blue ones. They fit nicely around your wrist…. AND ANKLE!! They are perfect for putting your hair in bun buns and pigtails! Also they never run out of style. And don’t even start about the texture. Blue scronchies are literally my life. No seriously I have 6,259,071. THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!
Jessica: Ugh my scronchie broke!
Kevin: idiot, that’s cuz ur not using a blue one. Like duh! Blue scronchies hold up your hair perfectly and are super stylish!
Jessica: oh no I need to buy a blue scronchie NOW!!
Kevin: it’s fine you can borrow one of mine. I have ten billion.
Kevin: idiot, that’s cuz ur not using a blue one. Like duh! Blue scronchies hold up your hair perfectly and are super stylish!
Jessica: oh no I need to buy a blue scronchie NOW!!
Kevin: it’s fine you can borrow one of mine. I have ten billion.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
Get the Blue scronchiesmug. British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes
an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.
an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.
"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"
by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018
Get the blue veined junket gunmug. Pretty much any two lines can come after this, as long as the last word of the last line rhymes with "Blue." A few examples are...
Roses are red and violets are blue, Got kids in my basement and I'm coming for you!
Roses are red and violets are blue, Your mom is gay and so are you!
and the most common...
Roses are red and violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
Roses are red and violets are blue, Your mom is gay and so are you!
and the most common...
Roses are red and violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
by IberExists2 February 11, 2022
Get the Roses are red and violets are bluemug. Pressing the blue button on messenger sending a picture of someone vaping to one of their parents when they’re not allowed to
by hudsonp.a January 21, 2025
Get the Blue buttonmug. whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway
whenever you get bored you antagonize people
whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
whenever you get bored you antagonize people
whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
Yeah Michael, Hes got a bad case of black and blue syndrome, hes running around attacking people but tomorrow he'll be back at our door step.
by anonymous January 5, 2021
Get the Black and Blue Syndromemug. An off beat rapper that catches all the bitches he is a famous crip if he goes somewhere every notices. Damn i wash i was Blue Face
by Yeahightkid February 1, 2020
Get the Blue Facemug. After fingering three girls, Jake pressed his blue balls against the sliding glass door, creating blue cookies...YUMMMMY!!
by Monketbutt420 November 10, 2019
Get the Blue Cookiesmug.