The Big Red Dog

When you want to dump a girlfriend you have someone punch you in your kidneys, then instead of cumming over your girlfriends face, you piss blood all over it instead.

"So, are you gonna get her with The Big Red Dog tonight?"
"You know it."

by Tim Beezy January 16, 2005

dog poop girl

an incredibly beautiful south korean girl who let her dog shit on the subway. somebody took a pic of the incident on their camera phone and posted online. soon, the internet vigilantes got ahold of it and found out her personal info. they pretty much ruined the girl's life over dog shit.

the dog poop girl is absolutely beauitful but she sure did fuck up.

by dog poop guy June 30, 2007

letting the dog lick it

Sitting around doing nothing. Implies having put peanut butter or other tasty treat onto one's genitalia and having a house pet lick it off.

"Hey Fred, what's kickin'?"
"Not much bro, just letting the dog lick it."

by Sir the Diz January 14, 2008

The Waco Swamp Dog

A sexual deed that is sure to get the Dr.Pepper flowing in Waco.
When you are skinny dipping in Lake Brazos, pretend like you are dead and do the dead man's float. As you float by someone in the water, quickly come to life and fist them in the a-hole or v-hole respectively.
Don't forget to wear the proper protection- a welding glove covered in sand paper.

Allie and Jill were skinny dipping when Brock floated by and gave them both The Waco Swamp Dog.

by AllieJillBrockparty April 26, 2008

boil a dead dog

to repeatedly have the same argument over and over again. used in place of the out of date phrase "beating a dead horse"

origin - Sex columnist Dan Savage regularly blogs his opinion that 'all pit bulls should be boiled alive and fed to their idiot owners'. These posts regularly incite repetitive arguments among commenters.

"Oh man, Max and Martha are having their honeycrisp versus fuji argument again. Those two really know how to boil a dead dog."

by painausten February 23, 2008

paper hot dog

A tampon; A feminine hygiene product

Holly: I think it's that time
Melissa: What time?
Holly: Time to eat a paper hot dog!

by Hodiosho June 28, 2008

Corn Dog Heaven

Corn Dog Heaven is a place where the skies are blue and the grass is green. Corndogs are as plentiful as the generous sun's infinite rays that pour down on this glorious heavenly land. Visit Corn Dog Heaven. Go there now. All you need is your imagination and ten dollars for a 28 pack of Costco Corndogs. Indulge NOW!

Nolan had Rebecca pinned up against the wall. Things were getting hot and heavy. It was a match made in Corn Dog Heaven.

by saltyjohn December 9, 2008