Cats

Cute, fluffy, little demons that will cuddle you and then claw your eyes out.

Person 1: Are those your cats?
Person 2: Yes, stay away.

by ExempliCATS May 9, 2022

tree horse house cat

A tree horse house cat that likes to eat stars and ducklings.

That is a real tree horse house cat!

by 347 Hello there March 3, 2021

Cat walk

The strange waddle your 99 year old cat does whilst salivating everywhere and walking towards a busy road, completely prepared to end their existence.
The cat will usually make a sick 'thump' noise when the car hits them.

"I just watched a cat walk"

by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021

allie cat

Allie cat is a nickname for a person named Alison. The person with this name is very kind and cool, like an allie cat ;).

Jake: Hey dude you see that one girl they call Allie cat?

Paul: yeah man she’s really nice might have to make a move.

by Cameron Baddinger’s husband September 1, 2021

Gentle understanding cat

A gentle cat that understands You

awww look at that gentle understanding cat

by pokemoose February 1, 2021

cat

a specimen often including the trampo and the alpha and betea, gamma, delta and sigma

can you take the alpha cat for a walk

by heyiamgreat April 8, 2022

Cat Nonce

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat

Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce

by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021