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Hook up bag

Bag a person keeps, usually in a car containing a change of clothes, underwear and or toiletries for post sex clean up. Usually the calling card of a cheating partner a Hook up bag can often be found in the trunk of an adulterer for the next time an opportunity arises so they may hide the evidence and wash away the lies.
That girl from the bar is such a slut she keeps a hook up bag in her car just in case.
by Monkeyfarts May 15, 2013
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dutch duffle bag

When a female’s hair is so long that it can be braided or put a pony tail, then put it in her anal cavity. Now the hair can used as a strap like on a duffle bag.
Scott is using the Dutch duffle bag method to carry around Krista again.
by Wontondingdong December 7, 2017
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oral barf bag

When you go down to perform oral sex on a girl and her vagina smells so rancid you instead grip both her lips and use her pussy as a barf bag.
She must not have showered for weeks cuz when I went down on her I had no choice but to give her a oral barf bag.
by Psychostench April 19, 2023
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roofers nail bags

Saggy boobs / tits and another phrase like spaniel's ears
by baabaam May 14, 2022
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Major Bag Alert

Male donkey who can’t twirl his hair and blush.
blushes and twirls my hair :3”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”
by goofygoober1508 October 9, 2023
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white bag ready

Dead/murdered/homicide; on the scene. White bag ready, ready for a white body bag carried by police.
If they had come at me they was gonna be white bag ready.
by A-12 terms June 2, 2018
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Suck a Bag of Ducks

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across
Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"
by Not using my real name October 27, 2019
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