monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole

An ugly woman with long frizzy hair

Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

dominant male-monkey mother fucker

The jock that dropped out of high school.
The guy that beat you up and got all the pussy for no apparent reason.A dominant asshole.
also known as A (dmmmf)pronounced "dimf"

dude1:remember that guy derf that always picked on us in high school.
dude2:yah i do,THAT DOMINANT MALE-MONKEY MOTHER FUCKER!

by hell spawn October 6, 2007

talk the ass off a brass monkey

somebody who talks a lot

LL: Did you ever hear that girl talk?
FF: Yea she can "talk the ass off a brass monkey".

by fuckmycock24 January 27, 2010

retarded waste of monkey-man juice

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.

- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...

by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008

That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47

Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.

Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.

Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.

Definition: That's like giving a monkey an AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.

by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 12, 2017

Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fuck

The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.

Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!

by Mark Carrk June 29, 2008

now you've gone and spanked the monkey

Gone too far, cross over the line, exceed moral norms.

After deliberately eating the last Ho Ho when Bill's roomate, Chuck, expressly forbade him to, Chuck responded, " Now you've gone and spanked the monkey".

by Guiseppemoondog123 December 10, 2009