Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
Get the Jack-off Cookies mug.In the 80's during the crack cocaine kerfuffle you walk up to the dealer you don's say, "Crack" you might get knocked out. I've seen it so, Instead someone came up with the word "jack" this was the common term being used now. Gimme a few of them jacks man. Now if you got ripped off because someone put planters peanuts in your vial or the fake crack they were selling in the smoke shops back then and sold it to you that person is "Fakin Jacks"
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Get the Jack mug.When somebody asks a question that wasn't related to you at all, and you answer. This is usually done to make you seem smarter but you usually end up looking like a loser.
Mrs. Smith- So Daniel, what part of Australia are you from?
Daniel- uh, well-
Dylan-Queensland!!
Mrs. Smith- (turns around, looks at Dylan)... ok
-answer jacked
Daniel- uh, well-
Dylan-Queensland!!
Mrs. Smith- (turns around, looks at Dylan)... ok
-answer jacked
by Dylio 72 September 14, 2009
Get the Answer Jacked mug.A soldier of low rank that is given the responsibility and stripes of a corporal or sergeant. Not a real promotion. Generally begrudged by soldiers under his command. “Jackshit”is something of low regard.
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