Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.

“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Texas double tug

When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow

You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic

by Crusty bean dip May 19, 2020

double doosin .

when you WEAK ASFFF , you end up acting high .

brodie- yo you saw that video I sent you ?

me - yeaaa , shit had me DOUBLE DOOSIN .

by double doosin May 22, 2020

Double D

Seasoned veterans of the skelp

Double D are seasoned veterans of the skelp.

And proud captains of the Bonnie Jeist.

Conquerors of the Scurge!

by Deek and Doc May 23, 2020

PT-Double D

Post Traumatic Dick Disorder- When you get dicked down at a really young age and end up going crazy

Wow that poor girl has PT-DOUBLE D

by MMSwimming May 27, 2020

Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.

John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"

by S. Millows June 2, 2020

s double h

used to explain the sad-horny-happy phases we go through when we’re drunk off our asses.

i’m s double h when i’m drunk

by urmumbo June 9, 2020