What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
by Дecca September 10, 2023
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refers to a scene in the film "Imperium" where the main character, Nate, hosts a riot for white supremacy. In which a colored actor asks "Nate, what are you doing man?", to where Nate responds "Shut the fuck up nigger"
You: "Nate, what are you doing man?"

someone: "shut the fuck up nigger"
by bearded dragons r kewl March 12, 2024
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Fuck Then Do

When a singleton "fucks" one and then "does one", referring to the dialect used in northern parts of England meaning to simply evade.
Past tense: "I fucked her and did one"
Current: " That's a Fuck Then Do"
Future: "I'm going to fucker her and do one"
by jamiebear1989 January 05, 2017
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Doing a Mason

When one leads a whole season of fantasy football only to stumble in the last few weeks of the season.
Oh man, I hope end up Doing a Mason & choke in the final weeks of the season.
by Mrkaye September 20, 2023
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Doing a Texas

slam your car onto the pit entry attenuator at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway just like the way Texas did
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Do a lorreigh

When you cough really hard so you spin around in a circle and fix it
*Man choking*
Friend: "omg you need to do a lorreigh!"
by Cat in the hat ;P September 11, 2022
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