mouth shit

to puke or vomit many times in a projectile manner

damn that girl just mouth shat everywhere!
subway smells delicious but when you leave it smells like you mouth shit all over yourself.

by Cockasaurus rog June 5, 2009

shit shanker

Another name for a penis or dick in a prison.

Harry knew he was in trouble when his cellmate pulled out his shit shanker.

by supersab September 6, 2010

shits the bucket

Term used to describe an person, thing, or event which sucks. (Used in place of "sucks")

Mike: I have a research paper due tomorrow and I haven't started yet
Mark: That shits the bucket!!!

by mealsss October 2, 2007

pearly shit

Some time after anal sex when you have dumped your load in the recievers arse...she/he crawls up onto your chest, squats and crimps out a pearly shit.

"My new girlfriend is into some really freaky shit....last night she sat on my chest and did a nasty little pearly shit!"

by SpnkFceSplt March 19, 2010

shit clock

the amount of time you're in the restroom before people realize you're taking a shit.

I was at this chicks house and I really had to shit. I tried to beat the shit clock but I didn't make it. she totally knew.

by Harold Balzonya November 30, 2014

shit patter

Shit patter is to say something to try get people to laugh but in fact is not funny at all and will have people slating you for how shit your chat is. Otherwise known as bad chat or a Fraser Hutcheson.

Did you here what the boy said, was proper Fraser Hutcheson (shit patter).

by Beans on post April 27, 2020

shit bit

The digital equivalent of "shit lit".

Fernando won't go to the john without his iPad because he has to read some good shit bit.

by levine2112 October 3, 2012