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circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom
Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”
by Bsherm October 17, 2021
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Time Crunching

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!
Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!
by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010
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Time bum

An ass that although perfectly acceptable on an 18 year old, will inevitably fall prey to gigant-ass syndrome in a few more years. The outer limit of ass acceptability, where a mere inch makes the difference between fine and flabby.
She's no keeper, you best hit that now 'cause you know that Time bum's going off any day now.
by pegcityswimmer September 30, 2010
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it's race time

The man the myth the legend "XmattyG" made this meme famous in his Youtube videos where he screams IT'S RACE TIME before a race on the F1 Games. By SRL Ecke
It's race time it's the Ching chong grand prickie
by Uppsapa January 25, 2017
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Gobbo time

Constantly being at least an hour late for everything because you either lose track of time or you think you can finish one last thing before you feel you finally have to be somewhere.
She told him that she would meet him in the park at noon. One hour and a conversation with a homeless man later, she realized he was on gobbo time when he came rolling in on his bike.
by gangmoney604 November 22, 2009
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Darda-Time

Arriving fashionably late to an invited event, but always brightening up the room.
S: Where’s Rev at? This party could use her to liven it up!
M.A: Oh don’t worry she’ll be here soon, she runs on Darda-Time.
by SNESchalmers December 12, 2021
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