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Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.
He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.
by Ashfires September 6, 2025
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Achoo-fart

It's a sneeze, cough, & in-between those occuring, a loud fart is released. Usually an embarrassment to the farter but hilarious to others.
Man did u see Brian achoo-fart? That sneeze & cough made him fart so loud, that he may have shit his undies. Now we call him skids. He's a dick anyway.
by Charley#1 February 2, 2024
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fart

A gas that is released from a persons butt when food is done digesting
"I farted in the bathroom after I ate that huge burger"
by MethaneMan999 February 4, 2018
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ancestral fart

A fart so toxic, it’s got all your dead ancestors big fart energy behind it and has the ability to kill the next three generations.
That toxic ancestral fart took out the next three generations of society and now it’s totally normal to marry your deformed 1/2 cousint.
by A Milli February 16, 2025
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Chainsaw Fart

A type of fart that mimics the sound of a running chainsaw.
“Bro I have to fart.”
“Gotta let a chainsaw fart out.”
“Bro this one gonna sound like a construction site fr”
by big stinky cat November 26, 2024
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Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.
That was a good fart Greg.
by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023
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Date Fart

When you are on a date with someone you like and suddenly you or your date farts and silent or loud could possibly ruin the date
Example 1

Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there

Paul: Dang dude

Example 2

Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go

Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting

Martha: What’d ya do

Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow

Martha: Wow
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
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