New Bro-nfels

the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.

All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.

by drew7667 July 8, 2009

noonie new

Feminine hygiene product to freshen a woman's vagina.

As seen in "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues."

Sally needs some Noonie New, I can smell her stank from across the room!

by Seemac November 29, 2017

new super Mario Bros wii

Fun gaem to plae for Mario hehe

You: I'm going home now

Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom

Your friend: can I play to
You: ok

Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok

by new super Mario Bros wii July 17, 2022

The New Coach Effect

The positive effect a new coach has on his football team, immediately following his appointment.

A football team appoint a new coach after a run of poor form where the previous coach has either been sacked or has resigned from his position.

The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.

by The A-League Show November 27, 2012

New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.

Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing

by soulwax May 22, 2014

Social News

News from your peers. Word of mouth news. News 2.0

Tammy logged onto her Facebook to read the social news coverage on a concert that she was unable to attend. She read comments, saw pictures, and watched some of the concert on video which was recorded on a smartphone. She felt happy because she finished her term paper and still felt as if she was actually at the concert.

by Gig™ August 19, 2012

The Smokers New Year

420. The holiday where all smokers come together. Its just like New Years. So pass a joint and make some Smokers Resolutions

Hey what are your Smokers Resolutions?" "To not smoke!" "Thats not the way to go man! Not The Smokers New Year way!"

by 420addict May 16, 2011