Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

Friend

Not everybody you meet in life is your friend, therefore it's unrealistic to think everybody will live together as friends if they never have.

Not everybody is your friend, and there's no good reason to trust somebody who thinks you need to unify with enemies.

by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020

Stray Friend

The straight-gay best friend of many girls. They are straight but have gay-like qualities.

Person 1: Hey you wanna come over, my stray friend is making pancakes, with ice cream

by Hellotherefriend November 8, 2020

Friend

A Crackhead person that will stay with you most of your life.

Hey friend, wut up crackhead.

by Among_us November 8, 2020

attractive friends

When your sleeping with your friend with feelings but your not dating

Yea Renae and I are attractive friends ,

by Bigdaddylk September 28, 2020

Friend

Someone who buys you Ahegao hoodies

Can you buy me an ahegao hoodie? SURE! I AM YOUR FRIEND!

by Jake Trashford October 4, 2020

sandbox friend

A sandbox friend is someone that you have more fun with than anyone else . They fill you Oxytocin so high it’s over Flowing .

Your so comfortable with them you can just be yourself

Your the best sandbox friend

by True friends October 6, 2020