Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Double Hoe

A man who has messed around with/dated/be in relationships with multiple women makes him a hoe. If he has confessed his love or said "love you" to more than one woman, he is a double hoe.

Yeah, he dated multiple women and told two he loved them. He is such a double hoe.

by MANEATERDICTIONARY March 30, 2025

Double deuce

When both parties shit at the same time during sex.

I knew we were soulmates when we pulled a double deuce. It was love at first shit

by Supergoosh September 25, 2021

Double Pussy

A standard 3.5mm, 2 way, headphone, jack that allowes you to hook up 2 wired headphones i to 1 Aux, just incase you want your budy to experience the fun too

Harry: "Shit bro, we both have headphones but theres only 1 aux."

Frank: "Dont worry bro I got my Double Pussy with me."

by Boom Didily May 9, 2022

double grand slam

When a guy gives a girl an oral, vaginal, and an anal creampie and then proceeds to repeat these 3 actions all in the same night.

Ben : Did you hear that Logan cream pied all of alec’s ex’s holes twice last night?

Connor : Oh my god! He really hit a double grand slam?

Ben : Yeah, Alec is going to be so pissed.

by PinkSnowBall December 23, 2024

Double-Edged

Double-Edged come from an ancient word meaning (pure rage). It would normally be used to describe something annoying or out of order. If someone is double-edged then they would be an annoying piece of shit and a waste of space.

Some use Double-edged as a good thing, this use of the world is completely wrong and these people are morons.

"Double-Edged Nettles!"

"Darragh you double-edged pedophile."

by SuperMegaGenuis October 12, 2020

Cheesy double

When a man squats over a large vat of processed nacho cheese sauce, dipping only his testicles into the cheesy slurry, requiring that his partner will then lick off the cheese from his testicles. The cheesy double.

Stan: I heard that girl you got with was a total freak?

Frank: Yeah I had to call it an early night. She kept on insisting we try out the cheesy double and you know I'm lactose intolerant.

by Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint June 26, 2016