by Shit Life Jimmy May 24, 2025
When you search up for Alex time 2.0 you might find this. Usually at the age of 15 boys named Alex start having sexual activity with toys and then with girls. They then start to do porn with their own dad we’re they start busting nuts after nuts in each other mouths and then drink it.
I had some Alex time last night
by Jynx_Twisted November 30, 2021
"What time?" is a phrase which is used in irony in order to make someone understand that is not going to happen.
by tanasis December 06, 2016
being on hock time is where you have the belief that you are early for everything and others are late, when in reality, you are the one that is late. usually affects those in authority, like CROSS COUNTRY COACHES
me: ugh, where's insert coaches name
friend: dunno, he must be on hock time
me: so he's gonna yell at us when he gets here?
friend: yup
me: well shit
friend: dunno, he must be on hock time
me: so he's gonna yell at us when he gets here?
friend: yup
me: well shit
by annoyed by humanity September 18, 2021
She awoke on November 1, 2020, eight months into Covid world, four years in the Trumpian alternative universe, and found herself trying to name the daze of the week, wondering how many of them until November 3, 2020, when something or nothing might change, maybe a few months or hours, who could say, and was reminded that she was back on Standard Time. It sounded so nice. She was sure it used to mean something...
by Monkey's Dad November 01, 2020
The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.
Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.
Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?
Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄
Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?
Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄
by x427 January 09, 2023