MOM

MADE OF MONEY

Daughter: Mom can i have 20$
Mom: Do I look like I'm made of money?
Daughter: isn't that what mom stands for M-O-M
Daughter: Made of money?

by xewdfvdcsc April 9, 2021

That's what your mom said when you were born

You say this when someone insults you.

"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."

by maxico February 7, 2020

Your mom

Someone who has absolutely run out of insults so they use 2 fucking words “your mom” making their sentence “valid”
There is nothing you can do about it if someone says this, walk away. The more you interrogate them the more they get in your life.

Dat: nice insult, it doesn’t even make sense though!
Tony: Your mom
Dat: wtf

by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022

Mom

The only person who has more control over a man than their wife

Wife "Can you please get a job"
Man "Get off my back"

Mom "Can you please get a job"
Man *frantically searches for a job*

by Urban Is Amazing December 5, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom

Boy: “Who asked? Girl: “Ur mom did”

by ur mom gave me this name October 31, 2022

Your mom

Your mom is a gay peice of shit ok so go fuck yourself weebs

Laughs your moms gay

by Memerguy2 October 4, 2019

pintrest mom

A mother who always makes and things from scratch

1.All the pintrest moms’ daughter’s birthday cakes are homemade.

2.All her cleaning products are diy or made from scratch.

by Gum_ Guzzler666 May 4, 2018