Gaming

The art of wanting to jump out of your window, then claiming you enjoyed it

John: This game is fucking stupid how can you dodge those fucking attacks they aren't even telegraphed
*a week later*
John: Oh I played that game, it was pretty fun, I love gaming

by FriendIsSimp July 23, 2022

player of the game

(n) someone part of a group, or action; see member, said like player of the game called (insert noun here)

Mark: That bitch Micheal gets to shoot me cause I'm a fucking criminal.
Marvin: He's a player of the game called police, boy. He's a player of the game.

by ZeOtaku December 19, 2014

Pre game

A word to describe vaping before a chel game for luck preferably in a wallet

Yo bro you gotta pre game

by Kdubs29 May 31, 2021

Pre-Game

The act of getting yourself ready before masturbating. i.e. watching porn 30+ minutes before masturbating

Guy 1: "Alright guys I gotta go, im finna go pre-game."
Guy 2: "wait, you're going to party?"
Guy 1: "no i plan on masturbating tonight but first i wanna get myself ready."

by Tay5117 September 04, 2017

Pre-Game

Making assumptions. Pre-judging. Making decisions based upon what you might perceive might happen.

I pre-gamed before I went to that party.

by Jamielynnlei July 27, 2021

Pre-Game

(In relation to sex)
(Verb)
- Masturbating, but not climaxing, an hour or more before sex to boost hormone level and improve performance.

Me: I chugged a gallon of pineapple juice and pre-gamed like hell tonight, I can't wait to see <insert girl name>.

by Barry McKokkenner September 03, 2019

Pre-game

When a group of guys get together and have sex before doing something together.

Pre-game is when a group of guys get together and have sex before doing something together.

“Hey who’s place are we pre-gaming at guys?”

“We can do it at mine tonight, ”

“Alright I’ll be there in 10”

“Sorry guys can’t tonight go without me”

by Mike Roch is for the boys June 11, 2022