What in the wattpad

When an individual does a deed or says something which you would not expect to happen in real life but only in a fictional form of literature where the love interest is insanely admirable and would set your standards high up in cloud nine.

Someone: I'm dating a rich and young CEO and he bought me all the dresses in the aisle that I briefly looked at.
You: what in the wattpad- HUH??

by anemonia December 16, 2023

What in the wattpad

'What in the wattpad' is an expression used when someone or something is being cringy/acting in the way that is often seen in badly-written fanfiction on wattpad. Based on the saying 'What in the hell'.

Person: uhm i really liek you sempai u////u can i pls make out with you
You: What in the wattpad 🗿

by ifuseethisurgay July 02, 2023

Woodford What Ifs

when you wonder if something else happened

Rodrigo: Woodford What ifs, alfonsoblankshot never happend

jake: 12v1! 12v1!!!

Milo: Gua Gua

adam: Nobody likes me anymore

by Nuksoocow November 29, 2024

what thy fokkkidey ferk

I dont even

"why they what thy fokkkidey ferk"

by WHat the frickedy frick February 20, 2019

Or-What

It is a phrase created by Jake Czwakiel that is said in response to someone. This phrase can be used in any context no matter the situtaion.

Ryan Denery: I just had some lunch
J Czwizzle: Or-What

by JakeWithTheCzwak March 31, 2022

What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

what-a-bluff

Phrase used in retort to or comment upon an expression of superiority and/or one-upmanship, such as a comeback.

MAN 1: "It appears that I have bested you in a contest of strength me lad, what say you?"
MAN 2: "what-a-bluff"

by dogwithabone May 06, 2009