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Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...
Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!
by The Wild Child January 4, 2008
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cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer

When Will Denney flashes someone his ass cheeks while masturbating to ebony porn. While he does this, Grace is shoving a dildo up his bellybutton and tickles him.
Fuck, I just got cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer. Im crying deep inside.
by poop sack December 12, 2010
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the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?
The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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shut yo monkey ass up

A polite way to ask the lucky people who were born with the legendary skin of being able to camouflage in the dark to keep quiet . The dark is supposed to be a peaceful place and we DONT want noises coming from things we cannot see in the dark . A quick fix is to turn on the lights to deactivate their legendary skin . Please remind these chocolate people with the legendary skin of being able to disappear in the night to be silent at all times . This is to prevent confusions in the night .
"man shut yo monkey ass up lil nigga! you better watch out tonight cuz imma be in your closet waiting for you"
by abit too black person September 17, 2023
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picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
by JHop March 12, 2008
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super karate monkey death car

Vehicle of choice for the Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.
Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.
by Jimmy James May 10, 2004
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hot ninja tantric monkey sex

A sensual gang bang in high temperatures. The gang that is banging is made up of monkies and ninjas. Mostly the act of hot ninja tantric monkey sex involves a close relationship with a penis and an anus...mostly.
"My boyfriend and i do the nasty approx. 23 times a day. and its more like hot ninja tantric monkey sex."
by Shaniqua Wellsfargo January 18, 2008
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