Joe

A massive dick. Will do what he knows triggers you and manipulate people to do what he wants

Joe is a bitch!

by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021

Joe

A Joe is the best man you will ever meet. He is charming, funny, outgoing, and overall a perfect person. He is also great in bed with the largest cock. If you ever come across a Joe, never give up this chance.

Jenny: Did you see Clair is hooking up with Joe?!

Sarah: Yea I am sooo jeaous of her!

by fijoe123 May 10, 2025

Joe Jonas

a man who can't break up with someone in person

A: "Did you hear that he broke up with his girlfriend on a 5 second phone call?"
B: "What a Joe Jonas."

by taylorswiftlover12131989 February 6, 2024

Philly Joe Giraffe

The name of a giraffe from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums. He plays the drums.

Philly Joe Giraffe - "Hi, I'm Philly Joe Giraffe, and I am going to go on a world tour with Duck Ellington and Mingus Mouse. It will be very nifty!

by The Abstract April 15, 2009

pulling a joe

pulling a joe: a drunk belligernt person who attacks their freind why they are sleeping.

damn last night mike was pulling a joe when he got all drunk and attacked sterling.

by Mr. Ling the real facilitator May 22, 2010

Joe

A fucking liability.

“Who’s that?”

“Who? Oh, that dumpy asshole? That’s Joe. He’s a fucking liability. He’s basically 290 pounds of chewed bubble gum and disappointment.”

by Joe Is The Worst April 25, 2023

Sloppy Joe

A blowjob from a guy called joe.

(Person): Hey joe, wanna give me a sloppy joe?
(Joe): Sure

by spindlyjim September 11, 2020