call me soup

A reply in the negative sense, ie "No". Often used in response to an question devised to elicit a negative reply.

"You want to go jump off that steep cliff?", "You can call me soup".

by Bob O'Young January 29, 2003

Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar

A response to a purposely misleading statement or a bold face lie.

Obama: Universal health care will save us money.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.

by country_boy August 18, 2009

You Alright By Me!

a term used in saints row. its a taunt u use when ur crouchin and throwin pipe bombs at people.

you use when u wanna be retarded in front of civilian u blew up in SR2

(slips pipe bomb) BOOOOOOM! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Character: You Alright By Me!

by GEARAFFY April 3, 2009

believe you me

Scholars maintain that the Mayans through translation of their sun dials and all of their wise worldly knowledge used to say believe you me.
The "you" being their god of sun who is all powerful and involved and responsible for everything.

I'm only funny spontaneously, believe you me!

by sethrsch March 4, 2009

fuck me to tears

A declaration of a desire to have painful sex.
What sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
An utterance of dismay.
A cry for help.
A vulgar version of have sex with me till I cry.

I showed Sally my dick, she exclaimed fuck me to tears!

by jsd9632 February 4, 2012

did me dirty

When Reece (someone) doesn't give you a high five

She just did me dirty

by Hi five5 May 3, 2016

miss me with the bullshit

when a guy asks to use your phone to call his girl and then when he gets off the phone with her he trys to get at you.
meaning MISS ME WITH THE BULLSHIT.

Really happened to me. MISS ME WITH THE BULLSHIT

by Blowquiefa August 10, 2006