dick-in-ass

adj. gay, stupid, annoying, pointless, stretching far beyond one's tolerance for the aforementioned things.

I'm tired of that dick-in-ass bitch who thinks he's so flippin' cool.

by outofgas July 17, 2009

dick smoke

an asshole, one who smokes dicks

Why is Anthony such a dick smoke

by Tim.L July 21, 2008

crook dick

a misshaped penis that looks like a fishing hook.

lex has a crook dick so when he urinates he usually sprays himself. He also has a tiny penis and would be embarrassed if he was in a shower with a chinese toddler.

by Jason Dugan July 31, 2006

dick pic

a picture of a dick, usually your own

I'm gonna send her a dick pic.

by Brett Favre 4 Ever October 25, 2010

dick magnet

hot chick that a lot of guys want to screw but shes stupid and bitchy

That whore is a real dick magnet

by winall May 12, 2010

dick 'ed

a phase used mostly by chavs and scene kids to insult someone or just to have a laugh, dick 'ed. :)

SoSceneBec<3 &&.i.luff.yooh.dom says: heheh a chav came up to me today and said 'YA EMO DICK'ED'
KylarxCore_SuckMyCock!@TheDisco says: lmfao DICK 'ED
SoSceneBec<3 &&.i.luff.yooh.dom says: haha i know. chavs are soo stupid. im SCENE not EMO!
KylarxCore_SuckMyCock!@TheDisco says: LOL i know. and us sceneXcore kids OWN the word dick'ed
SoSceneBec<3 &&.i.luff.yooh.dom says: WAHH DICK 'ED!
KylarxCore_SuckMyCock!@TheDisco says: ROFL!!! IMA POST THIS CONVO IN A BULLETIN ON MYSPACE!!11
SoSceneBec<3 &&.i.luff.yooh.dom says: LMAO = YAY ME TOO!
KylarxCore_SuckMyCock!@TheDisco says: :

by xxo_lolitaishere_oxx August 19, 2006

inverted dick

when the dick rejects the pussy.

when the pussy is so scary the dick hauls ass.

by Lisa January 13, 2004