Crème de la penis

Cum, spunk or sperm

Boy: OMG you just made me crème de la penis

by Lol💋🍬 April 5, 2019

Dihcreasing Penis

The very rare disease where one’s penis shrinks overtime due to no gooning nor any sexual activity.

“My doctor said I have Dihcreasing penis disease, so I need your help Step-Mom.”

by JinxFinx August 9, 2025

BUSSY PENIS

When a nub starts growing out of your BUSSY and it turns into a penis

"Wow bro.. Richard Ramirez had a BUSSY penis! "

by Bussypube September 12, 2021

penis kid

A cringey little gamer kid. Similar in definition to that of a squeaker, a penis kid is typically very annoying and will never accept a 1v1 despite running their mouth throughout the course of their existence.

Penis Kid: "dude stfu you are so ass at this game bruh uninstall"
Gigachad gamer: "bet 1v1 me right now"
Penis Kid: "nah I dont want to man, im lagging"
Gigachad gamer: "stfu penis kid"

by Alsmallballs December 24, 2023

The penis

Haha. Whoa

The penis. Oh yeah..!

by uban dicinary July 6, 2021

Penis

Something women don't have, but a man does.
Unless you're trans and have had the surgery.

Guy #1: Hey bro, do you have a Penis?
Guy #2: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!

by pussywrecker69420 July 24, 2023

sad penis

When after masturbating, you feel inmense sadness and/or dissapointment in yourself

Man, i had an awful sad penis experience after masturbating over those old pics of my ex

by Mr. Morsa December 5, 2017