you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground

you know nothing or you dont know what you are doing

sir you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground

by bluebear April 3, 2025

eat your ass with a spoon

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.

*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"

by What in the Kikeli is going on May 19, 2024

pull your brains out of your ass

pull your brains out of your ass means you need to pay attention and stop ignoring problems around you

the boss was not happy with his employees slacking off and not paying attention to problems around them the boss told employees i need you guys to pull your brains out of your ass start paying attention and stop ignoring problems around you

by bluebear February 17, 2024

Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.

by raleighnative March 11, 2024

here's your ass

When your opponent, such as in a game of basketball, beats you handily and says this comment to add insult to injury

John just dunked on Simon to win the game.
John: Here's your ass.
Simon: I hate you.

by Redlinr July 29, 2022

watch your ass

Watch your back

"I am going to raid them"
"Well, so watch your ass"

by Alhind69 July 3, 2022

Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention

Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said

by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022