by Jolene_Wisco January 4, 2017

When you cum on the girls back and slap your cum on her butt and spread it around then lighting it on fire
by Xavier_jizzslaper March 25, 2024

by cowcheesee April 13, 2010

to masterbate until one reaches climax and then squeezes the penis so no ejaculation ejects and then proceeds to do a cartwheel while letting go of the penis to squirt semen everywhere; the be doing the action must be from the state of Wisconsin
by Flippinteggy October 6, 2022

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

A Wisconsin Blowdryer consist of a man cumming on a woman's face then proceed to fart on to face until dry
by Furskinmcgee December 5, 2024

by Thevkng October 2, 2021
