Aegis Wing

The Cuphead clone before Cuphead, this game has been known to give intense and bloody hemroids to everyone who plays it. It's said to be the cause of all evil in the world including Fortnite, Obunga and Leon Bell from Dead Rising 2. Aegis Wing might in fact be the most cancerous substance known to man and can destroy your Xbox from the inside out. Only those who have downed a bottle of gamer girl piss may be able to play Aegis Wing without getting dysentery or worse.

Guy: Hey do you remember that one game Aegis Wing?
Second Guy: AAAAAAAHHHH! IT HURTS! MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!
Guy: HOLY FUCKING SHIT ME TOO! AHHHH!

by Lil Holland July 23, 2018

Box of Wings

"BOX OF WINGS "is when you go down on a girl while flapping your wings like a chicken and peck at her BOX like well....a chicken. HA!!

You can make the noise of clucking for added pleasure!!!!

Man ,I tell you what , that girl Stacy wanted the large BOX OF WINGS for dinner so i gave it to her Southern style....Xtra spicy like.

by Winewanksta March 26, 2011

wing nut

a crazy, ignorant, or stupid person.

Man, that girl gives blumpkins, what a wingnut!

by stinram February 6, 2005

red wings

aside from being the greatest sports team ever, to earn your 'red wings' means you've eaten out a girl who was on her period.

i got my red wings last night from that slut from the trailer park.

by ivanov420 March 9, 2007

red wings

going down on a chick while she is on the rag

for the sake of privacy we will call my friend... Bob. Bob thought it would be a good idea to do some k-pins, after a long night of drinking, fraternizing, and k-pins... my friend BOB started to do the "K-pin shuffle" and in his condition thought it was a good idea to go down on a girl... who was on her period........ twice... blah blah blah... long story short... dont wear a white t-shirt in the process... or try talking to family members

damn nigga you crazy...

by HEY BITCH GET ME ANOTHER BEER August 7, 2005

Wrong Wing

Bastardization of "Right Wing" More correctly describes conservatives or Republicans.

Also see foolish children and greedy pigs & immature lard ass

by Hageman The Scat Lover December 20, 2004

Wing Woman

The friend who will stay by your side when you go out and/or dance with you while clubbing in order to keep the ugly/creepy/scary guys at bay. Unlike a Wing Man, this is not the girl who occupies the hot guy's ugly friend. Unlike women, guys have no problem ditching their friends for the hook-up (they just say, "peace out, man, I got to go tap that" and the discussion is closed). Wing Women are usually hot or at least cute so that they are easy to pass off if there happens to be a not so ugly/creepy/scary guy with whom the other woman would like to hook up. The Wing Woman position may be held simultaneously within a pair or group of women.

Good thing Evelyn was my Wing Woman or that creepy guy would have been grinding me on the dance floor.

by Nicole Masciopinto April 25, 2007