by johnjoesafatso March 25, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. Am I bi-polar?? I'm bi-winning.
by TheKingAndrock March 26, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. The belief that something has been won more than once, only to discover that you are indeed bipolar and have not won anything.
A deluded state the occurs when you "bang to many 7 gram rocks"
A deluded state the occurs when you "bang to many 7 gram rocks"
Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.
by sup3rsawy3rs March 27, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug. A word Charlie Sheen uses to describe himself.
by Dallasofdoom March 29, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug. A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.
Symptoms include:
1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
Symptoms include:
1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.
Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
by kiddluck March 27, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. A large beverage containing:
lemonade
at least two varieties of fruit squash,
and orange juice.
This drink provides powers of win, said to be drawn from the source of all win, lady gaga.
lemonade
at least two varieties of fruit squash,
and orange juice.
This drink provides powers of win, said to be drawn from the source of all win, lady gaga.
A glass of win keeps the Fail away.
A tramp walks into a bar, buys a glass of win, and immediately his pockets buldge with money.
A man falls off a bridge accidentally, forgetting he has had his glass of win today, the river below him then turns to jelly and saves him from death.
A tramp walks into a bar, buys a glass of win, and immediately his pockets buldge with money.
A man falls off a bridge accidentally, forgetting he has had his glass of win today, the river below him then turns to jelly and saves him from death.
by The original FailBoy July 16, 2010
Get the Glass of winmug. by skylol March 19, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug.