by Opalocka_yak May 11, 2018
Get the buck jumpingmug. A cliche used when anything unanticipated happens, typically used as a cop-out. Origin is from the cursor behavior seen on personal computers when moving the mouse causes the cursor to travel quickly and erratically across the monitor clicking on items, moving files, starting applications, or causing other unintended actions.
I tried to send you that TPS report, but my "mouse jumped" and it is gone now.
I said no to drugs, but my "mouse jumped" and now I'm an addict.
We used a condom, but my "mouse jumped" and now she's pregnant
I said no to drugs, but my "mouse jumped" and now I'm an addict.
We used a condom, but my "mouse jumped" and now she's pregnant
by the_curmudgeon August 11, 2009
Get the Mouse Jumpmug. The act of responding to a text (within a text conversation) in an asymmetrical fashion, often a result of individuals texting each other who compose messages at different relative speeds.
Alludes to the 'bubbles' in the user interfaces of most popular messaging apps.
Alludes to the 'bubbles' in the user interfaces of most popular messaging apps.
1.
Person A: picture of waves at beach
Person B: “Nice Waves”
Person A: jumped bubble“8-10 feet is a little out of my league still”
Person B: neutral reply to jumped bubble “Ya Baby”
Person A: “but I’m going to Mexico next week and basically gonna surf all week!”
Person A: “So maybe I’ll be ready for those bad boys soon”
Person B: place saving while the 3 dots shows person B is on to the next text bubble “ I know what you mean”
Person B: desperate attempt to disambiguate “ Not about Mexico. About league dissonance”
2.
"I was trying to casually chat about surfing, but we just kept bubble jumping and I got bored."
"well, only boring people get bored, you know?"
Person A: picture of waves at beach
Person B: “Nice Waves”
Person A: jumped bubble“8-10 feet is a little out of my league still”
Person B: neutral reply to jumped bubble “Ya Baby”
Person A: “but I’m going to Mexico next week and basically gonna surf all week!”
Person A: “So maybe I’ll be ready for those bad boys soon”
Person B: place saving while the 3 dots shows person B is on to the next text bubble “ I know what you mean”
Person B: desperate attempt to disambiguate “ Not about Mexico. About league dissonance”
2.
"I was trying to casually chat about surfing, but we just kept bubble jumping and I got bored."
"well, only boring people get bored, you know?"
by puffco September 3, 2016
Get the bubble jumpingmug. 1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.
1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.
by xmilleniumx January 24, 2015
Get the Jumping Donkeymug. When the squad that you are in at the moment starts to get boring, so you leave and join another squad.
Person 2: Hey... ummmm... What are you doing here?
Person 1: Well I got bored of who I was talking to, so I went squad jumping and came to your squad.
Person2: we don't want you here tho.
Person 1: Well I got bored of who I was talking to, so I went squad jumping and came to your squad.
Person2: we don't want you here tho.
by Why him? March 29, 2017
Get the Squad Jumpingmug. BOBBY-no balls to jump that bush infront of the school
(jonny runs and jumps a bush, but falls into the next bush)
JonnyB- that hurt it gave me cuts all over my body
(female)Cop- did you just jump that bush
JonnyB- yes i did jump the bush
(female)Cop- You are coming with me for Bush Jumping
(jonny runs and jumps a bush, but falls into the next bush)
JonnyB- that hurt it gave me cuts all over my body
(female)Cop- did you just jump that bush
JonnyB- yes i did jump the bush
(female)Cop- You are coming with me for Bush Jumping
by buckredblackneck November 17, 2011
Get the Bush Jumpingmug. by KennyTheGoneOne April 22, 2018
Get the jump the boatmug.