evil wii

the highly experimental and rare version of the Nintendo Wii that, instead of playing games, will play games and kill your whole family, steal your motion, and ensure you have absolutely zero bitches.

Person 1: Hey, dude, what are you doing?
Person 2: Oh, just using my Evil Wii.
Person 1: Oh, damn, my bad, gang, proceed.

by INEEDMORESLOP February 8, 2025

Wii Backdoor Swing

The act of taking a Nintendo Wii-mote and shoving it up your friends asshole, then lifting them up and using them as a WIi-mote.

"Dude, this games way too hard. Let me do the Wii Backdoor Swing to make this game a little harder."

by SkibidiSigma87 February 20, 2025

Wii gaming system

the Wii is the most gayest and most retarded gaming system out there and u cant even play any violent games on it except call of duty butt its really complicated.

retard : 0h the Wii is the 3est!!!!! DeRp

smart person: no its not PS4 and X-box one are a lot bet Wii gaming system sucks!!

by the correct answer January 13, 2015

Wii

Strange white box thingy that Nintendo created on November 1st 2006 for rich white people wave white remotes at; to pledge their allegiance to Satan.

Priest: I haven't see your son in a while now, is he okay?

Mom: Oh our Johnny's been in his room playing the Wii for six months now, I've heard its great for young minds!

Johnny: God is a lie Super Mario Smash Brothers is the almighty creator! Come forth my Nintendo brethren!

by Emperor Momo July 31, 2018

Wii U

What Happens When Developers Take The Wii Designs And Shit All Over It.

Dude, Your Design Is The Next Fucking Wii U.

by A reel person October 22, 2018

Wii-Night

A nerd-slang term used to describe a night of coitus

John: "Leslie and I had a fun Wii-night last night."
James: "Hax."

by g-unitmaestro June 22, 2009

Wii-gret

The feeling you get when you can barely move the day after using your Wii for a workout.

I'm kind of "Wii-gretting" choosing the "hard" intensity level on tonight's Wii Active session. The jumping around must have bounced my brain right out of my head.

by used2bgood1 June 19, 2009