wanker

well the boys from school right, they say a wanker is a person what does wanking

you are such a fucking wanker!

by Angry kid July 06, 2006

wanker

someone who pulls their pig or is just a big piece of shit.

That guy is a total wanker.
That guy is waking off right in puplic view.
Fuck off you wanker!!!

by zachlsd September 19, 2005

wanker flag

Flag depicting the cross of St. George (red cross on white background) carried by loud football fans, or attached to their cars. So called because it gives the bystander a good clue as to the masturbatory proclivities of the bearer.

Mainly found in southern U.K.
Bearers of wanker flags can often be heard making noises similar to 'ING-UH-LAAND', 'TOOO NIL', and other such inanities.

I was going to go down the pub for a swift pint but it was full of twats carrying wanker flags!

by will-h June 21, 2004

Wanker Faced

being completely and totally drunk off your ass AKA hammered, smashed, toasted, drunk, fucked up, plowed, sloshed, etc.

Hey lets go and get wanker faced tonight!

by Nat05 May 09, 2005

FANNY WANKER

well a fanny wanker is a girl hu pulls the lips of her fanny (the labia) up and down this is a fanny wank

god ur ur such a fanny wanker go n av a fanny wank u fanker (fanny + wanker = fanker)

by jodiexxxxxxxxxx August 27, 2005

Gym wanker

A person who's life revolves around being in the gym and letting everyone know there in the gym. This person likes to perform sex acts with the weights and make sure everyone on there social networking site knows about it by doing nothing but talk about it as well as upload pictures of it. Probably found wearing a piece of cotton as a vest as well as to clean there selves up after the sex act, and maybe even uses there decathlon pumps as protection.

Guy 1 - "Hey did you see that photo Ron uploaded of him making out with a 70K hand weight last night"

Guy 2 - "Yeah hes such a gym wanker

by NoWan69 January 30, 2012

facebook wanker

the worst of the worst, people who seem to think it is their duty in life to let the whole world know the tiniest details of their lives and emotional state, via facebook.

Example of a facebook wanker

It sucks when you kno you realy like someone but you kno the chance of being with them is slim. We can only blame ourselves for that feeling.

by facebookwanker January 19, 2011