german unicorn

one will lie down and their partner will shit on their forehead trying to make it stand looking like a horn

Tim lay down while goggles stood a fresh steaming log on his head.
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn

by Tim Y June 4, 2017

Straight unicorn

The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.

I went straight unicorn last night after sex with my girl

by mickdoodlesby August 19, 2016

Unicorn Booty

A fine booty so rare, it's mythical.

Mallory's booty isn't just great, it's a unicorn booty you only hear about in legends!

by heyottokaiser October 26, 2012

Swedish Unicorn

Someone that has had they penis cut off and sewn to to their forehead.

Im going to make you into a Swedish unicorn

by ToonzYT October 13, 2023

Unicorn cookies

Cheesey offerings made with smelly white stuff from the unicorns own sweaty bits... Fake gifts given by nasty unicorns....

Always give your enemy unicorn cookies, they will never forget it.

by Piskey Ed June 1, 2021

Unicorn family

Unicorn family is deffinition of a group of members of the same family who are married and part of the SWINGERS community.

That group over there are a unicorn family, Christmas must be chaotic....

by Piskey Ed June 8, 2021

Russian Unicorn

A song by a bad lip reading making fun of Michael Bublé havent met you yet

did you hear the new song by Michael Bublé

no
will its called Russian Unicorn and it ROCKS

by jkrock569 August 25, 2011