White Turtle

While in a pool or an ocean, you pull down your pants only to reveal your ass. You then fully emerge yourslef under water and swim to the nearest person. Then you curl in a ball and poke your butt out of the water, and all the person can see is your white ass. This is fun to do to a group of people just standing in the ocean talking.

I just gave Tim and his girlfriend the white turtle, I think I let out a tiny poot while my ass was in the air though, totally killer.

by SlimeBucket January 22, 2007

confident turtle

A confident turtle is the action how kids with down syndrome talks to another person by looking up, usually directed an adult or someone taller.

Hey that kid gave me a confident turtle and I was like "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?"

by Frexk December 3, 2015

Turtles Head

The initial protrusion of a stool though the teal towel holder ,the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin. See also touching cloth; touching socks.

I better rush off mate, the turtles head is getting curious and wants to come out to build me a log cabin.

by Moose McEvil December 28, 2005

Jizz Turtle

1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.

(1)"Dude did you see that guys jizz turtle!"

by Jesus Was A Robot August 15, 2008

Turtle Shit

Used to describe something that is both amazingly awesome, and amazingly bad. (because turtles are amazingly awesome, and shit is amazingly bad)

John: "what did you think of the movie?"

Jim: "I thought it was turtle shit, I just can't hate it"

by moon star September 8, 2011

Turtle Party

An Afrikaans saying which means that you should bring your own alcohol to the party. A turtle has a shell. In Afrikaans a "shell" is a "dop". Another meaning for "dop" in Afrikaans is "alcohol".

You're invited to a turtle party... Bring jou eie dop...

by sommer enige naam March 16, 2009

turtling

To torture out of pure love.

Came to be because people cannot type, and typos are not a best friend.

By the way:
MH<3PS and PS<3MH .. Extended version of PS = PMS. :D

We are turtling Bobby.
Do not turtle me with your looovvve!!!
You turtled me with your love you biznatch.

by Bobby June 20, 2004