Turkish Delight

An act that involves ejaculating in a falafel or shwarma in place of white sauce, typically given to someone being rude at a resturant.

That asshole over there is wearing one of those "fuck islam" Shirts like there's nothing wrong with it, I hope he likes Turkish delight

by Stevemadden January 15, 2018

Turkish Cowboy

they usually choose the galleria area as their habitat and have the ability to sense a cowgirl from 3 miles- if the wind blows from the right direction. They are crnibals and vegeterians. they are protected species, since they have been hunted very often for their furrs

They may or may not have a large mustache.

A man from Turkey who enjoys the rodeo. You might say... I was at the Houston Rodeo and saw a Turkish Cowboy.

by Turkish Cowboy March 11, 2008

Turkish Delight

Sugary, smelly and it is homemade, straight from the bowels. Where taste is concerned, knock yourself out!

Oops, I ate too many sweets, I feel terrible, well I'm looking foward to a turkish delight tonight!

by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009

turkish shower

the act of engaging in intercourse while amongst an enviroment that closley resimbles that of a ancient Aztec waterfall.

Where's Matt? ...Oh, he is taking a Turkish shower... again

by Andrew The Chinese Mason August 6, 2006

Turkish Hug

A shirtless hug between bros

We lost the game but consoled each other with jello shots and Turkish Hugs. I feel kinda gay about it, mostly the jello shot part.

by Larry Hairpants March 19, 2012

turkish swirl

A circle jerk while creating a whirlpool in a kiddie pool.

Those guys in the kiddie pool should totally start a turkish swirl.

by king rodney May 16, 2014

turkish rub

When one man wraps his testes around another man's penis as a means of showing respect

"Good day sir! Let me give you this Turkish Rub as a token of my gratitude for having me within your wonderful confines!" docking

by DockingStation September 26, 2014