he is a nice, young and especially handsome young lad. He is really charming and especially hot and he gets all the girls he also has rizz.
by tristan lover November 30, 2022
Get the Tristan lewis mug.A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised
-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes
And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised
-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes
And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"
by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022
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Get the Tristan mug.Tristan Ek no ka chutiya , mere bestfriend ko rulaya jo mira road mai rehti hai , usme bounty lagane wale hai , jahape dikhe udhar hi todo saale ko , dono haath tute toh 10,000 . 2 pair tode toh 20,000 aur pura tode toh 50,000 , 20,000 is tip .
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