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Jews (Hitlers Toy)

Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?

-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019
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Fizzle Toy

A Fizzle Toy is one of the many attention whores that constantly try to publish new entries into Urban Dictionary but they are unfunny, uncreative, and most of all they just make shit up. Even worse, they try to create a monument to someone they hate by using their name as a verb to describe the aspects of the person they hate in a passive aggressive hope they will see what they did and notice them finally.
Hey. Yeah you. The editor reading this. You're a fucking Fizzle Toy. Stop trying to use names for people you know to make up new definitions on Urban Dictionary! Do you have any idea how annoying you are to people that actually contribute? And stop using your little name to try to get famous too you fucking Fizzle Toy!
by sw00p April 29, 2019
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pillow toy

A pillow toy is another term for a self pleasuring device (more than likely to be a dildo) that is hidden underneath a pillow.
Me: "Dude I was cleaning my parents' room for money and when I was making their bed, I found a pillow toy."
Friend: "Haha. Really?"
by New Age Jesus February 22, 2019
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Toy Story Effect

When a movie series wraps up, and the viewers think it can't continue because it was a perfect ending.
Then the movie studio releases the trailer for the next one and you become really excited again
Person 1: New trailer for the 4th one

Person 2: not interested. The trilogy wrapped everything up perfectly

Person 1: At least just watch the trailer

Person 2: Ok *Watches Trailer*

Person 1: So what do you think?

Person 2: *says nothing, and instead preorders opening premiere ticket

Person 1: Seems to be the Toy Story Effect to me
by Fanther09 March 19, 2019
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Dick toy

A dick toy is a big ass that sits on a dick all the time and bounces on it.
Clara Webb is San example of a dick toy
by Chaw bubber June 18, 2019
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Toy Burglar

A toy burglar is someone who steals their parents sex toys for their own use.
Guy: Have you ever stole anything?
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.

Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by That One Annoying Booger August 8, 2019
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You’re so toy

Saying “you’re so toy” is like calling someone fake or saying someone plays too much.
by Justlookatmycoolsocks August 21, 2019
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