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towel tea

a sex position, where the man hangs the girl by a towel from the ceiling and puts tea into her vagina. then waits underneath for it to drip out
"dayum girl, im thirsty, you wanna towel tea?"
by XnsFracture May 12, 2016
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vagina towel

Mongolian Curse word
Means: alnii alchuur, Bulgaa
Babe have you seen my vagina towel i got to wipe my vagina
by Bulgaa's shadow clone November 27, 2021
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Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...
"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
by Handy ManWell February 5, 2021
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Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge
Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
by De Queen May 17, 2023
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towel’s gambit

When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.
Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.
by rockinturtle December 29, 2019
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Pink Towel

Towel used to wipe up cum
Yeah just use a "pink towel" to wipe up this cum
by Clutzx February 15, 2022
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