Tea Tree Oiled

The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.

Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson

by RandyRhoads84 May 29, 2020

oil change

when you give a girl an enima and she holds it in with her thumb, stands over you and lets it out all over you.

sarah loves to get an oil change from guys she just meets, and let it out on there face.

by tommy October 20, 2003

Brazillian Oil Pipe

The process of sticking a turkey baster up your female friends butt-hole and proceeding to pump black gold.

My gal doesnt like the anal but she loves her Brazillian Oil Pipe

by Adonkadonk April 28, 2010

oiling up

To Put oil on ones body in a sexual way

He was oiling up while we were getting intimate

by Yo granny April 4, 2021

Midnight Oil

Working on a mechanical object through the nighttime.

Well, looks like we have to get this hooked up before sunrise, gonna be burning some midnight oil on this one.

by Southmetrojudge August 19, 2017

burn that midnight oil

A clever way to ask your 420 friendly fuck buddy to come over late at night, do some dabs, and fuck like rabbits.

Similar to Netflix and chill.

And. . . It doesn't count if you're just smoking weed. Dabs only. kk?

Guy: Hey what r u doing?
Girl: Not much, just bored :-(
Guy: You wanna come over and burn that midnight oil?
Girl: Ummmm. . . Sure. . . why not? I haven't been high all day ;-)

by DoctahGonzo April 25, 2016

Mexican oil change

What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.

Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty. Now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.

by Meldroc January 18, 2006