blood weather

Any pattern of pleasant weather in one geographic location which is the meteorological product of a natural disaster in another geographic location-such as a tornado, hurricane, or drought.

Dude 1: "Man, it feels great out today! It's 20 degrees cooler than usual!"
Dude 2: "That's blood weather my dude. Houston got wrecked by hurricane Harvey, and I'm pretty sure some people had to die for this to happen."
Dude 1: "Well... it's still nice out..."

by lernbedersmar September 18, 2017

blood rush

Attempting to get to blood room as fast as possible in a hypixel skyblock dungeon.

I will blood rush.
Our teammate is blood rushing.

by SpawnRusher June 7, 2021

Stool Blood

The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.

booty dump stool butt pain

"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.

by Don't be so sensitive November 3, 2015

getting blood

English slang for getting a hard on.

"did you see that ho? I am getting blood"

by silverbook November 27, 2007

Blood Caps

a term used to describe when one's eyes are dick red after smoking marijuana.

daaaamn nigg, yo sry azz got blood caps!!!

by GnomeWeed January 20, 2010

blood nookie

When a vampire stages a date as an excuse for a quick meal with an often slutty girl.

Mitchell is off getting some blood nookie.

by Cash 4 Emmett March 23, 2009

pigeon blood

Old people slang for Soy Sauce.

"Could you pass the pigeon blood for my potstickers?"

by Pablo J. Picasso June 24, 2008