Alice is a blue eyed penis face, smelly, meany. She often spasses the fuck out for no reason. She is fairly high on the spectrum and looks like an absolute reptile. She’s long as fuck but has Barrie doll feet and a PHAT ass deformed lookin pinky finger. If you see her she’ll probably be limping cos one of her legs was stolen from a midget which left the midget in a wheelchair. Horrible when you think about it.
by Thiccboiiii69 April 14, 2020
Get the Alicemug. by notliamm December 6, 2021
Get the Alicemug. You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024
Get the Alice Springs Fire Fightermug. The most beautiful and kind girl I’ve ever met. She’s the most precious thing to me. We may not be so close physically but my heart is fucking stranger to yours alice. I’m in love with you. So miserably in love.
by L_loves_A January 27, 2025
Get the Alicemug. Alice is only the most best friends you could ever hope to have. She always has your back even if you're wrong. The truest and most loyal friend. She's always right, always, so don't even try it. She is so funny and outspoken. She's never afraid Even in the toughest situations. If you have a problem, you better call Alice if you want it solved. She's so happy and chipper and full of fun. I wish I could see Alice every day. She's my best friend
by Hillshaveeyes86 January 6, 2024
Get the Alicemug. She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.
Lola and Freya :)
Lola and Freya :)
by P_trained December 7, 2019
Get the Alice Kellymug. 