Thomas Fairs

Thomas Fairs is an absolute beast. You won't find anyone better. His ginger hair accompanies his brilliant mind. He is very talented in many things such as being awesome and also owns an amazing Youtube channel named TomIsTurfy where he opens your third eye. He is the most beautiful person you know and is the upcoming Elon Musk. Unfortunately, he has to live with a Vietnamese boy named Sonny who is great with his hands. All in all, you would be lucky to meet a Thomas Fairs.

I met a Thomas Fairs today.
Don't you mean you met God?

by Gibbatron3000 May 10, 2021

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Thomas Echlund

Unnaturally small individual. Also goes by the name of "Tiny Tim from Smallville". His bestfriend is absolutely amazing. Her initials are MCH. She is drop dead sexy. Thomas attends Yulee High School in Northern Florida. His hobbies include Soccer, being a G, and attending to MCH's every beck and call.

"Wow, you haven't even grown an inch since freshman year! You must be a Thomas Echlund!"

by MC-Booty November 16, 2009

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Thomas Cleverley

Thomas Cleverley is a special specimen of a human. He makes you feel safe and is lanky asf. He will turn you on with just a wink and will make your night special.

Thomas Cleverley makes me horny

by Horny225 July 18, 2018

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Thomas Jenkinson

Sometimes known as Big Chops is a cracking little geazer who alway s bottles fut champs quite lanky and is a pro freestyler. He hates midget especially george

Thomas jenkinson hates midgets

by ScrewMidgets May 16, 2020

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Thomas stang

En ekkel dude som ikke klarer å holde juvelene hans i boksa. Han suger i fortnite og generelt alt av spill men har aldri sett værre i GTA. Han liker minecraft da som gjør han til en av de mest populære på skolen. Han har null venner bare en snill pen jente som heter Lisa. Hun er mye bedre i alle spill og thomas misunner henne. Lisa er en god venn eneste grunnen til at thomas ikke omskjærer seg er fordi Lisa voldtar han om han gjør det. Thomas ønsker å drepe seg selv men hver gang han prøver ser han dt vakre ansiktet til Lisa og tenker hvordan skal han leve uten henne.

Lisa- du er perfekt sånn du er Thomas stang.
Thomas- *gråter* nei jeg er mega taper

by Breezerinmyteezer October 08, 2018

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