Where you and me get everything we need, paper towels? Its there! Candy, its there! A vibrater? Its there!
Me: hey wanna go to the dollar store?
You: no why would you wanna go,
Me: it has everything you need..
You: no it doesn’t..
(Later at the dollar store)
You: IT DOES HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED WTF??
You: no why would you wanna go,
Me: it has everything you need..
You: no it doesn’t..
(Later at the dollar store)
You: IT DOES HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED WTF??
by Gary that rat November 25, 2021
by S_flyte October 31, 2022
They aint gonna be more then what they are now. They friendly to every "customer" and just onto the next. Thinking they something super like a super market but they just a drive by stop, everyone welcome at.
by Daisy3092 October 17, 2019
I wouldn't buy anything at that caca store because anything you buy in there will break in a day or two.
by DuWayne November 07, 2019
A fragile, oxygen thieving, non-threatening fairy cornball with a greasy fringe that reeks of Autism, licks radiators to see if they’re on then smears a Mars bar all over it just so he can eat it off and walks like there’s no gravity, stuttering his way through life, fucking up absolutely everything. Spends all of his time under his scouse girlfriends thumb and has an ass that’s been rogered off her more times than a coppers walkie-talkie.
Person 1: Morning, Brandon.
Person 2: I erm, I mean, erm, well, the thing is, I D-D-D-D-D-D… I’m Brandon, Stores Admin. What’s your favourite colour?
Person 1: Okay, Brandon.
Person 2: I erm, I mean, erm, well, the thing is, I D-D-D-D-D-D… I’m Brandon, Stores Admin. What’s your favourite colour?
Person 1: Okay, Brandon.
by Narreik September 28, 2023
by truest_fax August 04, 2021
The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.
In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands
In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands
Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 29, 2022