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dance major syndrome

Dance major syndrome is a fictional disease that is carried by people who pick dance as their “major” at school. This was started at a performing arts school called “MD Robert’s school of the Arts” and “Stilwell school of the arts” At these schools you can pick majors such as Theater, Band, Dance, etc. But it is commonly known amongst dance majors that they walk around the school thinking they are the shit. They will go from being your friend to thinking you are weird. Symptoms of dance major syndrome are posting stop motions with other dance majors, going to skate zone, being in dance (yes this is a symptom), talking to you less and less, and more. If you know someone with dance major syndrome it may not be too late to help. You can try to put some “silly” back in them. This means you can make them a little weird again or you could try humbling them, but just remember it might be too late and it may have already taken over the body.
“Bro I remember when Sally used to hang out with us” “yeah we used to be really good friends. What happened?” “Dance major syndrome bro. Dance major syndrome.”
by imakeinsidejokesonhere February 25, 2024
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major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts
I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!
by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011
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Major Cloog

(noun)

1. A average Kill-tuber, tries to expose, pedophilia, racism, and other disturbing acts of others while being a pedophile.

(noun)
2. someone which people meat ride constantly because they are naz- anti furries.
by V's February 14, 2024
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major key

Major key is the key to success, the ultimatum to blessing up. Thank you DJ Khaled.
Major key to being rich is not being poor. Bless up, they don't want us to win, so I win.
by JaxonWaxonTaxon July 26, 2016
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Major Cloog

Major Cloog was a YouTube Animator that drew Furry Gore and shitposting in general. His popular videos are : 'Pokemon fans when..' , ' Why i hate furries UPDATED! ' , ' Discord's new Logo ' and ' I'am Back lol. '

Allegations (Scary) : Major Cloog was exposed for drawing nude drawings of a Minor's fursona and Having a 'ERP' with SophTheNeko and Speedyhalle. After everything came out, Major Cloog went silent and not making a video for over 6 Months. His Activity also went radio silent in his Discord server (Cloog Inc.)
" So this is where Major Cloog lives.. "
by Aggretin April 26, 2024
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Major

Male name. Meaning: Strong Male Name of African American Decent.

Major is the best type of human. His smile would give you butterflies. He's a hard worker and loves his family and girlfriend. He is impulsive at times, but when he takes time to think things through he can make magic happen. You could get lost in this Mans eyes and lips. He enjoys spending time in the group chat with the homies, which can lead to mischief at times. Often Major is happy go lucky, but can get sad every now and then too. Major would do anything for you, but you should never take advantage of him. He requires love and affection. Major tends to lock up his feelings, but when you open him up a bit they can show you a ridiculous love like no other. He is the kind of man you'd want to fall in love with.
I Love Major
by Tulloma November 22, 2021
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Sergeant Major

The highest enlisted rank in the Army and Marines. His job is to be a dick.
Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?

Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?
by AragornElessar February 8, 2024
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