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Lemon Teasing

using the juice of a lemon to stimulate wounds on the vaginal/clitoral regions, caused by violent sex
Lemon Teasing - Halve a lemon, juice it and set aside. Perform brutal sex on your female partner until the pussy has been grated to show wounds. While wounds are fresh, pour the lemon juice over the gaping wounds. If vagina starts to fizz, stand back!
by Fruit Master Flexmatic December 9, 2008
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puckered lemon

another term for what a persons anus looks like.
"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"
by billy trinkets June 6, 2004
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Lemon grabbing

Someone who creeps on others or is considered a total spas
1 "what?! We lost the game?!??? Ahhhhh!!!"

"Quit lemon grabbing!!!"
2 *someone creeping on facebook*

"Your such a lemon grab!"
by Lmgangie December 7, 2012
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lemon squeeze

(n) The act of placing one's hand on the female breast and then rotating it alternately clockwise then anti-clockwise over the nipple (usually erect).

(v) Doing the action.
I gave my friendly neighbour a lemon squeeze this afternoon.
by lemons January 6, 2006
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lemon slushie

When you cum in a girl, then proceed to pee inside her, to eradicate the sperm (obviously)...Then it is (optionally) slurped up with one of those fun straws with the spoons on the end.
I made cummies in my girl last night, but didn't want her to get pregnant, so I gave her the old lemon slushie...She immediately drank it up and said "god damn that was delicious." and I said "you're welcome bitch, now get out!"
by Glover86Glover8hkoyjk May 30, 2017
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Dick lemons

When a guys testicles are proportionately bigger then his penis giving them a lemon appearance on a small twig as it were
The guys in the locker room knew not to mess with Joey and his dick lemons
by FarmerTim August 19, 2022
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LEMON THAI

A cannabis strain hybrid produced in surf city California by a guy named Eric. The results are amazing.
A sativa dominate strain. 24.7% THC
Only Eric has the strain some say its a myth.
by M.Amigo April 28, 2011
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